- Add ‘no deliveries for neighbours’ to sign on door
- Pop neighbours’ boy’s football in back garden
- if his parents ask, he has been warned TWICE
- Find out how to stop someone from phoning you
- Polish wedding rings numbers 3 and 5
- Count money under mattress
- Bin Henry’s things
- Buy new funeral hat
- Remind Sir Mittens after his nap that he is not to go into aforementioned neighbours’ garden as aforementioned neighbours’ boy will stroke him with his consistently sticky hands
- Finish crossword
- Write more of my eulogy
- Phone Jenny to tell her to get the ASDA man to bring me more bread
- remind her if she gets the brown stuff again I will not eat it and she will be responsible for her own mother’s death from starvation
- more brandy too
- Read over letters from Walter, God rest his soul
- Catch up on Downton
- Look out two pound coins for the children’s birthdays
- Change toilet roll cover into her summer dress
To do
